ODDBALL WEIRDNESS IN METAL!!!
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With a little guidance from Loudwire’s Dumbest Best Metal Band Names listicle, we decided to take the offramp into the offbeat and investigate the most off-kilter, ODDBALL metal bands with the most outlandish names and over the top aesthetics ever to bless metal.
Whether it’s the band’s look, their theme, or the simple hilarity of “what’s in a name” (including, but not limited to: band name, album name, and/or song name), there’s certainly some incredibly wonderful, warped weirdness which dwells along the wild & wacky fringes near the outskirts of mainstream metal.
Check out the BANDS!
#MetalMcDonald IT KEEPS YOU RUNNING (TO THE HILLS)
#MacSabbath PAIR-A-BUNS
#OkillyDokilly WHITE WINE SPRITZER
#TheMetalShakespeareCompany TO BLEED OR NOT TO BLEED
#Alestorm #piratemetal #napalmrecords DRINK (“I believe I will…”)
#Hatebeak BIRDSEEDS OF VENGEANCE
#Nekrogoblikon BONES
#BrutalSphincter MAKE GOREGRIND GREAT AGAIN
#Killitourus MARRIED WITH CHILDREN
#AbortedHitlerCock TWO BLACK EYES AND A STOMACH FULL OF SEMEN
#XXXManiak ATTENDING THE GRADUATION OF SOMEONE I FUCKED 10 YEARS AGO
#IWrestledABearOnce YOU KNOW THAT AIN’T THEM DOGS’ REAL VOICES
#TheTonyDanzaTapDanceExtravaganza YIPPEE KAY YAY MOTHERFUCKER
#vaginalpenetrationofanameluswithamustycarrot #vxpxoxaxaxwxaxmxcx (from #Austria) MASS SUICIDE WITH A RUSTY COMB
#PreschoolTeapartyMassacre LIEUTENANT MIKE HARRIGAN
#WeButterTheBreadWithButter
#DestinyPotato (“Why not?”) LOVE SONG
#GWAR BLACK AND HUGE
Get ready to discover the shared sensibilities of ladies and bowling balls and find out who should definitely NOT go swimming during Shark Week (especially if they are “experiencing their own personal shark week”).
It’s time to get yourself a “vacation rental” and get ready to “put on your Magnum P.I. shirt” and pick up some crabcakes from that “hole in the wall” place further down the beach and JOIN US as we rundown Loudwire’s Dumbest Best Metal Band Names listicle and explore some of the most glorious ODDBALL WEIRDNESS in all of metal.
Show Notes:
(00:01): “Just to get it out there…” / #theuncorking / The #JasonAldeanControversy #offendedAF #HearMeOut (“…trying to be a country band…”) / #poursomesugaronmeASMR / “No, THAT’s offensive…” /#outlawcountry #outlawcunttree / #NickelbackASMR / #letsdothis #clinky / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #smokedmaplewhisky (Thank you, Billiam…and #CityGate…and #StAugustine) #notsugary (“The smoke is there…”) #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / #introsandsuch / #newthememusic (“I took a guess and I was wrong…”) / #relaxersrevisitedASMR / “Can we just change it?” / “If I was a #billionaire…” / #billboardmemesASMR / #FUMoney vs #FEMoney / #spacerocketsASMR / “Like you could see through #TheMatrix…” / “Don’t drive distracted…” / #dontdrivedistracted #heavysigh #ingrowntainthair (“Like in your taint?”) / “Ooooh, that’s like right where you walk…” / “You can put those down there…” / #markthetime / #repeatbeeroftheepisode #GoldenRoadBrewing (“I like it better when you say #brewering…”) / #theperfectbeer / “Do we have any #correspondance?” / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO BY RINGING US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #HailToDarius #Solicitate #FemaleMetal #FemmeMetal (“It just depends…”) / Shark week parallels… / #superabsorbant (“They can smell…”) #differenttuna / “I mean it COULD…” / #anythingispossible / ***Send us some email at metalnerdery@gmail.com ***/ “We should hear it…” / #DariusAgainASMR #putintang (“Is that Vlad’s harem?”) / #HailToYou (Go check out our #QOTSA episode…with the appropriate relaxers…).
(12:22): #homedepotbuckets #RedneckEngineeringASMR #HVACASMR (“Okay, I follow…”) / #itsscience #apocolypsesis (“Did you swim in the beach?”) #thesame #StAugustine (“It’s supposed to be #haunted yeah…”) / “The best beach day is…” / #magnumPIshirt #holeinthewall #crabcakes (“Especially with #gout, it’s awesome…”) / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #AdventuresInDayDrinking (“I’m sorry, what’d you say?”) #onmicburpASMR / “Who’s that?” / “that’s what I call ‘em dude…they’re #rentals…” / #fistme #markthetime #fistbump / “Did you do #sunscreeneverytime?” / “#Pantera is not far away now…” / #futureepisodeideas (“We have not…”) / “iPod, really?” / “When she puts it in reverse…” #markthetime #backupangelsASMR (“My car doesn’t do that…”)
(21:46): “Don’t cut it out if it’s good…” / “We’re due…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: ODDBALL WEIRDNESS IN METAL!!! / “What’s the #weirdestband you’ve ever seen live?” / #dotcom / #MetalMcDonald IT KEEPS YOU RUNNING (TO THE HILLS) / “Uhhh, #relaxers…” / “A little get it?” / #MacSabbath PAIR-A-BUNS (“That Grimace is creepy…”) / #wornout / #OkillyDokilly WHITE WINE SPRITZER (“That’s too many #mustaches for me…”) / #TheMetalShakespeareCompany TO BLEED OR NOT TO BLEED (“They’d be perfect…for a #Renfest”) / #markthetime / “They cut ‘em in half…” / #Alestorm #piratemetal #napalmrecords DRINK (“I believe I will…”) #readthoselyrics #thefuckedupanthem / “It’d be awesome…til your liver gave out…”/
(36:54): “I can’t wait to hear this…” #Hatebeak BIRDSEEDS OF VENGEANCE / “My pee smells like gravy…” / #Nekrogoblikon BONES (“Kinda got a #KingDiamond vibe there…”) / “Bowling balls and women have a lot in common…” / “Aren’t these low?” / #BeerOfTheEpisodePartTwo #millerliteASMR #fourpointtwopercentABV (“For a LIGHT beer?”) / “What about their red recipe?” / “This band name is amazing…” / #Loudwire #DumbestBestMetalBandNames #BrutalSphincter MAKE GOREGRIND GREAT AGAIN (“I know what’s gonna happen…”) #freecandy (“There’s almost not enough relaxers…”) / #Killitourus MARRIED WITH CHILDREN / #AbortedHitlerCock TWO BLACK EYES AND A STOMACH FULL OF SEMEN (“The name of their EP…”) / “I just thought about it and I’ve gotta mention it…” / #XXXManiak ATTENDING THE GRADUATION OF SOMEONE I FUCKED 10 YEARS AGO
(51:19): #IWrestledABearOnce (“That’s the weirdest band…title…name I’ve ever heard of…”) / #thatsnotmetaldude YOU KNOW THAT AIN’T THEM DOGS’ REAL VOICES #melodicmetal #melodicprogdeathaggrocore #metalcore / “I mean, aren’t they all…?” / #TheTonyDanzaTapDanceExtravaganza YIPPEE KAY YAY MOTHERFUCKER (“Super ultra #mathcore…”) / #vaginalpenetrationofanameluswithamustycarrot #vxpxoxaxaxwxaxmxcx (from #Austria) #pornogrind (“that video looks like it’s gonna give Russell nightmares…”) MASS SUICIDE WITH A RUSTY COMB #thejourney (“Is that even words?”) / #vaginafartsASMR / #PreschoolTeapartyMassacre LIEUTENANT MIKE HARRIGAN (“I’m sorry, what was that?”) #No / #WeButterTheBreadWithButter (#shoutout to The Hodges for addressing this early on…) / “That’s a little weird…” / #germandeathcore (“That was perfect…”) / #DestinyPotato (“Why not?”) LOVE SONG (“Angelic pop…and djent…”) / “It’s like #sexyAI…” #No / “I know a good way to close it out…” / #GWAR BLACK AND HUGE / “The guys in Gwar…” / #metalfamilyties #SuicidalTendencies / #RussellsReflectionsRepriseASMR #STASMR (“Is that a problem?”) / “I’m gonna send ‘em a letter…” / #corporatewhorearenadotcom (“When they win, everybody loses…”) / “I think you’ve done this before…” / #insertvomitnoisehere (“At least we know he swallows professionally…”) / #thedumbestbestmetalbandnames from #Loudwire / #untilthenext ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #youtube #instatits #instavag #facefuckdotcom #voicemaildotcom #metalnerderydatingdotcom / #untilthenext ***COME CHECK OUT OUR MERCH STORE DOWN IN THE FRICKIN’ BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #stickaround (“Oh shit, how long?”) / “That’s like…”