BRAND-NEW METAL
2025 NEW RELEASAL SHOWCASE
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“This might be my favorite moment in music in 2025…”
Just when you think “all the riffs have been done”, 2025 gives us the gift of BRAND-NEW METAL, including new music from OLD SCHOOL THRASH BANDS, a feat many would call miraculous, considering how long it’s been since these bands have released any new material!
Whether it has been a half decade, a decade and a half, or in the most extreme case, three decades or more, it’s truly glorious to see the classic thrash metal bands of yore regroup and rejoin the fray stronger than ever with some of the finest output of their careers.
Welcome back to “The Average Double Team Podcast”, where we’re all about “shooting ropes” and “painting walls” (especially with regard to new music). Always remember that the reason you ever do anything is “because you’re YOU” so “just be yourself”, have some “grizzled truck stop ASMR” to go with your “perineum sunning” and JOIN US as we dig into a whole boatload of brand-spank metal on our 2025 NEW RELEASAL SHOWCASE.
Show Notes:
(00:01): “Freakin’ huge…” / #electriccallboy / “Welcome back to the Average Double Team podcast…”/ #AverageDoubleteamPodcast / “What’s it called?” / #MetalNerderyASMR / #ASMR / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Dayum!” / “It was just a vinyl that I stretched…”/ “It was actually pretty redneck and pretty awesome…”/ “You gotta lube up the shaft…I was very proud of myself…”/ “Have you watched that yet?” / “You know what the move is? Here’s the move…”/ “You take 2 fingers…”/ “Here…let me show you…”
(10:04): ***WELCOME BACK TO METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #untilthenext / #PatreonShoutout / ***JOIN US on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “I love it, every time…”/ “Tell your hot babysitter…”/ ***GIVE US A CALL AND VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #PissingPostASMR / #TheChronicles / ***You can find ALL of our episodes at #Instagram or on metalnerdery.com/episodes *** / “Y’know, I’m not scared…let’s start early…” / “It’s also after a 5 martini breakfast…”/ “We could just do the #KISS that’s fine…”/ “She doesn’t do any of the freaky shit that the uglies do…”/ “We need to do that album too…” / ***EMAIL US AT metalnerdery@gmail.com ***
(18:01): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: NEW METAL FOR 2025 (Including NEW MUSIC FROM CLASSIC THRASH BANDS)!!! / “They were shooting ropes, bro…”/ “You guys have never even seen it…”/ #Testament (Para Bellum – October 10, 2025) / INFANTICIDE A.I. / “Blast beats are the next level of thrash drumming…” / “You can like melody, it’s okay…”/ “It’s weird that they didn’t get as popular as #Metallica …”/ “We are probably gonna reboot some old episodes because we blew our load early…” / “I was painting walls…”
(28:32): “How about that new #Coroner (Dissonance Theory – October 17, 2025)” / RENEWAL / “That is such a rad riff…”/ “It reminds me of the best parts of Mental Vortex and Grin…”/ “You’ve not heard it!? WTF is wrong with you!?” / “That song has ear wormed me so bad it made me think I’m autistic…”/ #ItsBecauseYoureYou / “Again…again…again…”/ ***How many songs can you think of that you had to keep playing over and over and over again? ***/ #Forbidden DIVIDED BY ZERO (TBA: 2025-2026) / #Skinner / “This might be my favorite moment in music in 2025…”/ “That’s SO fuckin’ bad ass!!!”/ “He sounds just like Russ (Anderson)…” / “I’m gonna be paintin’ neighborhoods when the album comes out…”
(41:15): “We talked about that on the #VagMetal episode…”/ #spankbank / #ArchEnemy (Blood Dynasty – March 28, 2025) / ILLUMINATE THE PATH / “Dude I wanna take her to a movie and buy her a milkshake…”/ “You’re ruining it…”/ “We’re not gonna talk about it if we’re gonna talk about it so we’re gonna talk about it…”/ #Deftones (Private Music – August 22, 2025) / MY MIND IS A MOUNTAIN / “On the same vein…”/ #RussellsWifeReflections regarding #FallingInReverse / “A BIG fan…”/ “She’s not that big, dude…” / “No I think we’ve heard enough…”/ “WTF? Get this alcoholic, pregnant, mom of 5 out of here, man…”/ “Well I’m working on mine, so…”/ #scorchedearth / “Maybe we’ll get on that list…”/ “When would she get away to be able to see a show?” / “When you’re an adult you don’t call people names…” / 8 minutes and counting…/ “You need to do a whole episode…”
(54:34): “The only way to fix this…”/ “It doesn’t stand out as much as the other stuff…”/ #DarkAngel (Extinction Level Event – September 5, 2025) / EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT / “I’d like to say something for the record…a lot of people on #YouTube are…”/ #AngryMattPodcast / “Now I got a reaction, I feel validated…”/ #ElectricCallboy / STILL WAITING (***Check out our #Patreon episode with Electric Callboy***)
(1:00:00): “You can tell this is the 2nd episode…it’s been about an hour…”/ #Biohazard (Divided We Fall – October 17, 2025) / EYES ON SIX / “This is what you listen to when you’re punching the bag…”/ “October is gonna be a happy, happy month for metal fans…”/ “She was suntanning her butthole…”/ “Here’s the thing dude…it was dark I don’t know what I was doing…”/ #CheVelle (Bright As Blasphemy – August 15, 2025) / RABBIT HOLE (COWARDS, PT. 1) / “All the riffs have been done…”/ #JustBeYourself
(1:06:51): “Let’s do some #CradleOfFilth…”/ (The Screaming Of The Valkyries – March 21, 2025) / TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY / #TacoBell / “It’s anticipated…”/ #GrizzledTruckstopASMR / #Halestorm (Everest – August 8, 2025) / DARKNESS ALWAYS WINS / #chainmail / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US! / “There’s a term for that…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel